You need some co-op to fix this mess. var _gaq = _gaq || []; _gaq.push([‘_setAccount’, ‘UA-12099415-2’]); _gaq.push([‘_trackPageview’]); (function() { var ga = document.createElement(‘script’); ga.type = ‘text/javascript’; ga.async = true; ga.src = (‘https:’ == document.location.protocol ? ‘https://ssl’ : ‘http://www’) + ‘.google-analytics.com/ga.js’; var s = document.getElementsByTagName(‘script’)[0]; s.parentNode.insertBefore(ga, s); })();Single Player FashionTumblr (3.0; @singleplayerfashion)http://singleplayerfashion.tumblr.com/Guess how you <i>don’t</i> get cute Asian...<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lu5amvrIJa1ql9p5xo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Guess how you <i>don’t</i> get cute Asian girls to think you’re cool? Here’s a big blue stupid-ass hint!</p>http://singleplayerfashion.tumblr.com/post/12520827491http://singleplayerfashion.tumblr.com/post/12520827491Tue, 08 Nov 2011 11:30:05 -0800Comic-Sans, are you kidding me? Are you security for Geocities,...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lu5al5YOAj1ql9p5xo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Comic-Sans, are you kidding me? Are you security for Geocities, asshole?</p>http://singleplayerfashion.tumblr.com/post/12476214810http://singleplayerfashion.tumblr.com/post/12476214810Mon, 07 Nov 2011 11:31:06 -0800The Pokewalker is much more effective tool than a promise ring...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lu5aia1pxD1ql9p5xo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>The Pokewalker is much more effective tool than a promise ring for proclaiming your virginity.</p>http://singleplayerfashion.tumblr.com/post/12427947120http://singleplayerfashion.tumblr.com/post/12427947120Sun, 06 Nov 2011 10:32:05 -0800Those rhinestone tiger jeans would be a lot more fly if you...<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lu5ag508Kg1ql9p5xo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Those rhinestone tiger jeans would be a lot more fly if you weren’t playing Angry Birds on Muni.</p>http://singleplayerfashion.tumblr.com/post/12378974518http://singleplayerfashion.tumblr.com/post/12378974518Sat, 05 Nov 2011 11:31:05 -0700A modern-day warrior Mean mean stride, Today’s Tom Sawyer...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lu5a6sHKV41ql9p5xo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>A modern-day warrior <br/>Mean mean stride, <br/>Today’s Tom Sawyer <br/>Wears a fucking Utili-kilt?!</p>http://singleplayerfashion.tumblr.com/post/12333082168http://singleplayerfashion.tumblr.com/post/12333082168Fri, 04 Nov 2011 11:47:06 -0700I could probably pull off this backpack. But then again, I...<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpzqskBFcg1ql9p5xo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I could probably pull off this backpack. But then again, I don’t already look like a pedophile.</p>http://singleplayerfashion.tumblr.com/post/9093001127http://singleplayerfashion.tumblr.com/post/9093001127Thu, 18 Aug 2011 14:05:06 -0700backpackIt looks like somebody murdered Roy Lichtenstein and cleaned up...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpzqqfyeJi1ql9p5xo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>It looks like somebody murdered Roy Lichtenstein and cleaned up his brains with your shirt.</p>http://singleplayerfashion.tumblr.com/post/9050578379http://singleplayerfashion.tumblr.com/post/9050578379Wed, 17 Aug 2011 14:04:05 -0700color blindLook, Bro, you can just tell us you play Call of Duty, you...<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpzqokTu8R1ql9p5xo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Look, Bro, you can just tell us you play Call of Duty, you don’t need to show up to a wedding dressed like a frathole.</p>http://singleplayerfashion.tumblr.com/post/9009826948http://singleplayerfashion.tumblr.com/post/9009826948Tue, 16 Aug 2011 14:08:06 -0700Hey hipster, is that a Halo 2 backpack? Is it ironic or retro?...<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ln3nbxxTdk1ql9p5xo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Hey hipster, is that a Halo 2 backpack? Is it ironic or retro? Let me rephrase: are you an asshole or an idiot?</p>http://singleplayerfashion.tumblr.com/post/6727373327http://singleplayerfashion.tumblr.com/post/6727373327Mon, 20 Jun 2011 10:31:00 -0700backpackEven Snoop Dogg hates your fucking jorts.<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/kLJxXSlNdes?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Even Snoop Dogg hates your fucking jorts.</p>http://singleplayerfashion.tumblr.com/post/6558205446http://singleplayerfashion.tumblr.com/post/6558205446Wed, 15 Jun 2011 10:24:29 -0700To be fair it is well before Labor Day. To be unfair, he is fat...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmpi7lH6fa1ql9p5xo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>To be fair it is well before Labor Day. To be unfair, he is fat and has ugly hair.</p>http://singleplayerfashion.tumblr.com/post/6474811056http://singleplayerfashion.tumblr.com/post/6474811056Sun, 12 Jun 2011 19:14:00 -0700ugly jacketJust because some hot girl gives you a free Rihanna wig...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmjsskL5pf1ql9p5xo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Just because some hot girl gives you a free Rihanna wig DOESN’T MEAN YOU HAVE TO WEAR IT. You all look like tranny hookers, and LA has more than enough of those.</p>http://singleplayerfashion.tumblr.com/post/6383056131http://singleplayerfashion.tumblr.com/post/6383056131Fri, 10 Jun 2011 06:00:06 -0700hairThe only people that should wear a jacket for The Tester are...<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmi5sb3WRt1ql9p5xo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>The only people that should wear a jacket for The Tester are contestants, and honestly those people should want to deny this show existed <em>more than anyone</em>.</p>http://singleplayerfashion.tumblr.com/post/6371402823http://singleplayerfashion.tumblr.com/post/6371402823Thu, 09 Jun 2011 19:00:06 -0700Jansport, High Sierra, Teton, Belkin, SwissGear. These are...<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmi5ppJmpW1ql9p5xo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Jansport, High Sierra, Teton, Belkin, SwissGear.</p> <p>These are backpack brands that grown ups wear. Google that shit.</p>http://singleplayerfashion.tumblr.com/post/6360677464http://singleplayerfashion.tumblr.com/post/6360677464Thu, 09 Jun 2011 12:41:06 -0700backpackI know that off center is the new middle, but seriously if...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmi5l9b9BT1ql9p5xo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I know that off center is the new middle, but seriously if you’re gonna get a mohawk don’t fuck it up this badly.</p>http://singleplayerfashion.tumblr.com/post/6352056079http://singleplayerfashion.tumblr.com/post/6352056079Thu, 09 Jun 2011 06:00:06 -0700hairI’m pretty sure that denim jackets were lame even in 1995...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmi4hcCB2P1ql9p5xo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I’m pretty sure that denim jackets were lame even in 1995 when Comix Zone came out. It’s not retro sweety, it’s still just terrible.</p>http://singleplayerfashion.tumblr.com/post/6340819540http://singleplayerfashion.tumblr.com/post/6340819540Wed, 08 Jun 2011 19:34:00 -0700denimugly jacketEither some failed Carmen Sandiego cosplay, or he bet his...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmi2o47F0L1ql9p5xo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Either some failed Carmen Sandiego cosplay, or he bet his friends he couldn’t wear the entire color spectrum on one day. Either way we should test him for <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Color_blindness#Red.E2.80.93green_color_blindness">deuteranopia.</a></p>http://singleplayerfashion.tumblr.com/post/6339620118http://singleplayerfashion.tumblr.com/post/6339620118Wed, 08 Jun 2011 18:55:00 -0700backpackcolor blindhairugly jacket