Guess how you <i>don’t</i> get cute Asian girls to think you’re cool? Here’s a big blue stupid-ass hint!
Comic-Sans, are you kidding me? Are you security for Geocities, asshole?
The Pokewalker is much more effective tool than a promise ring for proclaiming your virginity.
Those rhinestone tiger jeans would be a lot more fly if you weren’t playing Angry Birds on Muni.
A modern-day warrior
Mean mean stride,
Today’s Tom Sawyer
Wears a fucking Utili-kilt?!
I could probably pull off this backpack. But then again, I don’t already look like a pedophile.
It looks like somebody murdered Roy Lichtenstein and cleaned up his brains with your shirt.
Look, Bro, you can just tell us you play Call of Duty, you don’t need to show up to a wedding dressed like a frathole.
Hey hipster, is that a Halo 2 backpack? Is it ironic or retro? Let me rephrase: are you an asshole or an idiot?
Even Snoop Dogg hates your fucking jorts.