Single Player Fashion

Nov 08
Guess how you <i>don’t</i> get cute Asian girls to think you’re cool? Here’s a big blue stupid-ass hint!

Guess how you <i>don’t</i> get cute Asian girls to think you’re cool? Here’s a big blue stupid-ass hint!

Nov 07
Comic-Sans, are you kidding me? Are you security for Geocities, asshole?

Comic-Sans, are you kidding me? Are you security for Geocities, asshole?

Nov 06
The Pokewalker is much more effective tool than a promise ring for proclaiming your virginity.

The Pokewalker is much more effective tool than a promise ring for proclaiming your virginity.

Nov 05
Those rhinestone tiger jeans would be a lot more fly if you weren&#8217;t playing Angry Birds on Muni.

Those rhinestone tiger jeans would be a lot more fly if you weren’t playing Angry Birds on Muni.

Nov 04
A modern-day warrior Mean mean stride, Today&#8217;s Tom Sawyer Wears a fucking Utili-kilt?!

A modern-day warrior
Mean mean stride,
Today’s Tom Sawyer
Wears a fucking Utili-kilt?!

Aug 18
I could probably pull off this backpack. But then again, I don&#8217;t already look like a pedophile.

I could probably pull off this backpack. But then again, I don’t already look like a pedophile.

Aug 17
It looks like somebody murdered Roy Lichtenstein and cleaned up his brains with your shirt.

It looks like somebody murdered Roy Lichtenstein and cleaned up his brains with your shirt.

Aug 16
Look, Bro, you can just tell us you play Call of Duty, you don&#8217;t need to show up to a wedding dressed like a frathole.

Look, Bro, you can just tell us you play Call of Duty, you don’t need to show up to a wedding dressed like a frathole.

Jun 20
Hey hipster, is that a Halo 2 backpack? Is it ironic or retro? Let me rephrase: are you an asshole or an idiot?

Hey hipster, is that a Halo 2 backpack? Is it ironic or retro? Let me rephrase: are you an asshole or an idiot?

Jun 15

Even Snoop Dogg hates your fucking jorts.